Luke Bloomfield

Global widespread panic.


An email complaint to the bureau of propaganda.

Combing through a proclamation for redundancies.

Standing on one leg on a platform atop a wooden pole for three days.

Ethnographic references derived from 90s comedies.

A plot to sabotage a hot air balloon convention ending in sub-Saharan tribal battles.

Ending a poem by saying "put that in your scat and fling it."

Hunting for carbuncles.

"Item number nine: various ways to enthrall an infant."

A bassist and a spaceship an unlikely pair unless you think about it.

A crowd making sport of a bull.

Getting drunk among animals.

A senile playing leapfrog from one moment to the next.

Giving emoticons a try until your friends start falling away.

A pair of frail absinthe drinkers.

A ladybug crawling across a black and white backdrop.

Revolving doors.

Revolvers.

Mustachios.

A step-by-step online instruction manual demonstrating the full body wax.

Ordering a trebuchet on ebay.

A lifetime pass to a reptile farm in France.

A freelance comment page moderator.

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